Be Vewwy Vewwy Quiet....

AS SEEN ON FARK.COM.....

Alamosa is staging a hunt to thin deer herd

Glad to see my street greenlighted on fark. The basic jist is that there is a herd of deer that lives on the golf course just north of town. The poor little Bambis have been treated to delicious treats by the townsfolks, then cussed when they are in the middle of the street with.... well..... (wait for it) a deer-in-the-headlights look. The city's solution is to oopen up a hunting season for 30 people on the front 9 of the golf course. I can't wait to see these Elmer Fudds out there chasing their prey through the sand traps and maybe get lucky, then killing and dressing out the carcass on the 5th hole tee. I wonder if ladies get to shoot from the close tees? hmmmmmm.....

Is it cold enough yet?

Happy New Year, plus some......

Well, apparently somebody pissed off ol mama nature, and she decided to show us that winter is all about. The low this morning in the San Luis Valley was somewhere around negative 30, and all that is in the news is cold, ice, and things breaking, from pipes to cars. I saw this clip from Portland, Oregon which shows why some people should not be allowed to drive-

"Bumper Cars" Collide On Icy Streets

Here's a clue, if your neighbor runs into 5 or 6 cars as they slide down the street, doesn't mean you have to as well. And don't park on the street, cuz there a ton of those idiots out there.